Monday, September 22, 2003

Fair and Balanced, Fair and Balanced, Fair and Balanced!

Just having a bit of fun with FOX TV lawyers by using the phrase "Fair and Balanced" on my blog. They've lost their suit against commedian Al Franklin for his use of the phrase "Fair and Balanced" on the cover of his new book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.". (The judge scolded the FOX lawyers for wasting the court's time with their frivolous and petty nonesense.)


Meanwhile, Blah3, known for participating in azz-whippin' flash movies in conjunction with symbolman for Take Back the Media is offering up an orgy of Fair and Balanced fun for those of us unaffiliated with and quite critical of whatever that crap is that FOX attempts to pass off as news and reliable information. Go see what I mean! (Hell, even when I lean more heavily to the progressive left, I'm still far more Fair and Balanced than FOX.)


Personally, I feel that FOX should be renamed to something like... Oh, maybe Chickenhawk, Weasle, or Coyote. (Native Americans will understand what Coyote means, but for others, it means "trickster".)


Dear me! It's way past my bedtime and I really need to get some Fair and Balanced sleep! I'll probably dream about FOX lawyers slapping me with a law suit for using the phrase Fair and Balanced not just once, but several times on this blog. Sue me, FOX! I dare you! I'll get Your worst nightmare of an attorney to shame you in the court of law, then I'll counter-sue for expenses and personal grief!

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